kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say that other girls shouldnt participate in no shave november its like? wtf? WHAT THE FUCK?????
okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless
may you pick up your tea when it’s exactly the right temperature, and may you happen to glance out the window when the light is just how you like it.
at the dentist like
can I have the number of your dentist